My Glenn Beck 912 Tea Party March on Washington Experience

Aw, man. That was fucking amazin! My hands are still trembling at how awesome that was.

Going to DC was something else. I can’t imagine that over 2 fucking billion people were there! That’s WAYYY FUCKING BIGGER THAN THAT DAMN INAUGERATION.

Young, Old, white, eveyrone who’s antiObama showed up. And best of all, no darkies were there to be had. It was like being able to form a linch mob without having to wear hoods. Finally respect for what we are and our 1st amendment right to protest.

And the signs were totally great. Confederate flags! Brilliant!

The SOUTH will RISE AGAIN, y’all! Better hide!

we have GOT to do this EVERY YEAR! I don’t even care what the protest was about! I JUST WANTED TO FUCK UP THE CAPITOL! next time, I’m bringing artilleray.

And something else really awesome happened… Sarah Palin was there and she totally took part in a gang bang. I was there! She totally sucked my pecker. She is a fucking slut! I probably got her pregnant! Just like we wanted!

Did my own Glenn Beck style conspiracy investigation

I recently did my own conspiracy check on the black Hitler. Of course, I could never do what the brilliant line-drawer Beck does, but these conclusions are very interesting for sure.

Citation: September 1, 2009 2:13PM EDT. Obama says, “We know that we usually get a second, larger wave of these flu viruses in the fall.”

Yet, on July 16, 2009, just a few weeks earlier, he had this to say to that nazi bitch Pelosi:

“There remains much uncertainty about the outbreak and its potential to return this fall during the northern hemisphere flu season. We continue to watch the evolution of the 2009-H1N1 virus and the worldwide outbreaks and are working diligently to plan and prepare for a national response, should it be necessary.“

So which is it, SSSsssir? What knowledge did you gain in just  amatter of weeks that suddenly you are so sure that viruses are coming? That there is a smoking gun on H1N1? Do you know or do you not know? And how is it you are assigning EVOLUTION to a virus? Viruses don’t EVOLVE! They are created by God!

Another thing every citizen should think to ask is…

Why do most flues come from OUTSIDE our borders? Flues like the Russian Flu, Spanish Flu, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Fiji, Mexico, Indonesia?

• Do these countries have a national health care? YES!
• Do they still get the flu? YES
• Do people still die from their flues? YES
• Do those flues make their way into American soil? YES YES YES

That doesn’t make ME feel good about nationalized healthcare.

Hmm… And what president have we elected in the recent years that lived in Indonesia? I can think of ONE. Only ONE can be a carrier of deadly flu into office!

And let me ask this… just because it’s on my mind…

• Why are people dying in those countries that have universal health coverage?
• and why are their dangerous strains of flu are able to escape their country and invade our borders?
• Do you see the connection?
• It’s all very clear.
• It’s right in front of you!
• You just need someone like me to show you!

UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE CAUSES FATAL FLU

AND

OBAMA WANTS TO USE SOCIALIZED MEDICINE TO RELEASE A DEADLY FLU VIRUS TO KILL OUR BABIES

Why you may ask? Perhaps… and I’m just supposing…

• He is not born on American soil and wants to take over America in the name of Africa
• He hates white people
• He has the only antidote and will hold us ransom until he gets what he wants
• He wants us to “wash our hands” – you know who else washed his hands? Pontius Pilate. And what happened then? Jesus died.
• He wants us to “Stay home from work or school” if we’re sick – why? So he can be on television and give more speeches of what we should and should not do indoctrinating our youth
• Because he knows that the power is in the television
• It’s on the radio
• It’s in the message
• And he is power MAD!

Glenn Beck would has said “You’re a black liar!”

Been gone lately. Got a job where they bus me all over to town hall meetings to show my displeasure. Sweet deal cuz I get to take it to the streets.

The pay is pretty good, but the sex is lousy.

Did get q chance to watch the black Hitler speak yesterday obout his socialist medicine. Why doesn’t he get that we’re not in this to save people? Why should everyone have healthcare? That is totally fucked up. I don’t want a fucking choice between private And public and I don’t want no goddamn lower rates!!!!

Loved when the distinguished gentleman from South Carolina yelled out, “you lie!” that is some kinda balls we need against this Kenyan regime.

And fuck those who said he should apologize. That is our first amendment right. And if you don’t like it you can meet our second amendment.

Of course if it were Glenn Beck shouting down the Kenyan, it would have gone more like:

“Shut up, you lying nigger! I know you and MSNBC wanna turn us into Moscow, you lying cZar bastard!”

God, why is it that Beck is the only one that gets it?

Glenn Beck is not a Comedian

I’m so sick and tired of people disregarding Glenn Beck as a comedian and entertainer. They obviously don’t understand what a force for change he is in this country.

His is an existence that has been prophesied as a light in a dark place. Get that? a LIGHT in a DARK place! We are in a DARK PLACE. America has become DARK. But Glenn Beck is the chosen one who shall lead us into LIGHT. But time is precious if we are to be saved.

July 27, 2012. It is written and thus must be true. A comet shall come. Its impact causes a massive earthquake to travel throughout the land, devastating it.

The earthquake causes a huge volcano (being at least 20 miles in diameter) in Yellowstone National Park to violently explode, ejecting dust, smoke, and hot ash into the atmosphere.

Darkness will be immediately prevalent over the USA, as smoke and hot ash continue for five months to belch from the massive volcano.

The comet-induced earthquake causes a huge fault line to drop under the Atlantic ocean near the USA.’s eastern coast, which creates a huge tsunami to cross the Atlantic ocean and crash down upon western Europe, devastating it.

Other fault lines in and around the USA will also be violently moved by the initial massive earthquake.

Following the comet to the land are huge hailstones of ice and fire, which hit the ground and sea at over 20,000 miles per hour.

The impacts of the hail on land and sea cause earthquakes and tsunamis to take place. For many hours, the brunt of the hail will be directed in and around the USA, where the comet impacted. Throughout forty days, the planet Earth will be constantly hit by incoming hailstones of ice and fire.

From the time the comet hits the USA, all infrastructure will collapse, as anarchy ensues throughout the land and surrounding nations.

With no sunlight over the USA, plant life will quickly perish, causing famine to be prevalent throughout the USA.

After five months from the time of the comet’s impact, magma will continually erupt from the huge volcano in Yellowstone National Park (and other volcanoes) to flow throughout the whole world to cover it in lava, causing all life to perish on the recalled Earth.

All of this is Obama’s fault, don’t you see? None of this would have happen if he did not fake his own birth to become leader of God’s Country. And Glenn Beck who is the complete opposite of Obama will save us. For he is of our soil.

But to do so, he must sacrifice himself, slayed by his #1 fan. It is the most tragic story in all of time: to be killed by the one who loves you most for the greater good. I cannot tell you the honor it provides me to be a party to such history.

Glenn Beck is the Joe McCarthy for Our Time

One of the hardest things about plannining to assasinate Glenn Beck thus martyring him is that I am so glad he is on the air. This week for example, the genius is alive and kicking.

The brilliance of Beck is how he has brought back a proud moment of our country’s history – the grand tradition of huntin commies. Even his use of the word Czar practically draws the image of a marching red army. Damn he’s good.

I haven’t felt so patriotic since the Honorable Joe McCarthy blacklisted those wretched communists, and now Glenn Beck has single handedly brought it all back. He has made people believe in something again.

God those were glory days when all you needed to do was label some fucking liberal a commie and their entire life was ruined. You didn’t need proof, just a shrug and a fine new York “I’m juss sayin…”

And now all Beck has to do is insinuate and suggest commie ties and we faithful can just bite down and chew and tear until our bloodlust is satisfied or at least until we kill every last one of them. It’s fucking awesome!!!!

I think he has to start a lynch mob next, drag those commies and commie sympathizers down the road on horseback until their heads break off their necks then set fire to their niggar bodies.

This is not the week to kill Glenn Beck. cuz the Fucker is ON!!!!!

My hate list of people who are not Glenn Beck

Started my hate list… just to keep tabs… Helps me focus…

Glad Beck is back… no rest for weary… looking forward to routine handing of ass to libs…

This democracy is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the liberals will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and fairness will foam up about their waists and all the feminists and civil servants will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.” Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

The Three Stooges Dream Featuring Glenn Beck

So strange last nite

Had a dream about three stooges, in black and white. But instead of the genius of larry, Curly and Moe, it was much more serious.

• Moe was Sean Hannity
• Larry was Bill O’Reilly
• Curly was Glenn Beck

And instead of hitting each otehrs heads with hammers and nail guns and pies, they were having sex. One on top of the other, with the familiar stooges music playing, they sucked and fucked. And then Shepard Smith came in. He was Shemp.

The Fox and Friends Steve Doocy was there. He was the fluffer.

I have analyzed the dream extensively and ahve come to a conclusion. If we do not take Fox seriously, everyone will become gay. I fear for America. We must prserve the right.